The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number; then select the corresponding buzzword from each column. For instance, number 257 produces ``systematized logistical projection'', a phrase that can be dropped into virtually any report with that ring of decisive knowledgeable authority. No one will have the remotest idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that they are not about to admit it. -author unknown
Newsgroups: aus.jokes Path: usage!metro!tplrd!gregc From: gregc@tplrd.tpl.oz.au (Greg J. Cuneo) Subject: Management Originator: gregc@sydrd106 Lines: 34 Nntp-Posting-Host: sydrd106 Organization: Telectronics Pacing Systems Distribution: aus Date: Mon, 12 Jul 93 00:44:20 GMT -- Greg Cuneo, Mechanical Engineer__________T_e_l_e_c_t_r_o_n_i_c_s__|/\ __ Telectronics Pacing Systems Pacing Systems \/ 7 Sirius Road, Lane Cove, N.S.W. 2066; Australia Tel: (02) 413 6900 Fax: (02) 413 6868 | e-mail: gregc@tplrd.tpl.oz.au