From a guarentee card for a Hong-Kong made air compressor

• This is an excellent equipment with very few noise and excessive reliablilty. Though unfragile, it is also robust, and should not be belted.
• Circuit arrangements ensure environments and input current is best at both temperatures, including snow and hot.
• Very heavy fuses are supplied in plenty.
• Stability is too good on full battery and this should be lowered, but the input may be reduced to danger level if desired.
• The negative will be and the positive will not if supply polarity is incorrect, also, a humming noise will be introduced together with smoke.
• When setting up, the best angle has no smoke and slight smell.
• For accessibilty without vandalism use the many entrances but switch them all off afterwards and before.
• When aligning, twiddle for strong current and prevent sparks.
• The motor should be good for ever, but pregnant wear-out may occur after a few summers if heat is applied.

Do not doubt the guarentee, it is backed by many years in Hong Kong without Odor, Patience or Threat.

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