A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ........
He was having his coffee, croissants, read, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.
Malaysian: "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean: "Of course."
Malaysian: "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The Crusts we
collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants &
sell them across to Singapore."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened
in silence.
Malaysian: "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean: "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a
container, recycle them, transform them into jam,.....before we sell
it across to Singapore."
This time, the Singaporean retorted: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian: "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean: "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian: "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
them?"
Malaysian: "We throw them away, of course."
Singaporean: "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in
a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell
them across to Malaysia, & that's the real reason why we banned chewing
gum in Singapore."